As always, I feel I’ve been remiss in confiding in my blog.
It’s that inner bolstering, catalystic, unquiet, and often times annoying constant soft kick in your soul’s ass. Reminding you just how lazy you are for starting something that you are not fully committed to.
You may have a different experience <reader>, but that’s mine…I’ve become good friends with this bodyless foot!
Now that I’ve cleared the path, I can continue on…
I guess you could say that I think way too much. Or that I am way too intense with myself. But honestly, 85% of it is just existential epic monologues that just lead to more introspection. In other words…absolute useless crap! Or maybe not…
Earlier today I was thinking about how I feel, having been single for about 1 and 1/2 years.
Immediate words that come to mind are…relieved, self-enlightening experience, meeting a lot of interesting and not so interesting people (men!), less pressure from incessant questions such as “Why am I with him?” “I’m such a loser for staying with him after all that’s happened” “I can’t possibly be this weak and insecure to want to stay with somebody, just to avoid being alone…” <you follow me here right?>…
…overall…my free associations are very positive…
…until I realize a few things…and then the questioning changes…such as…
…I don’t want to get too comfortable being alone…yikes! And people who know me…know that I can. Yikes again! I really want to have a partner in crime. Someone really fuckin awesome who will pace by me, kick me in the ass and tell me to shut up when needed, lend me their ears for all my doubts, fuck me really hard I can barely walk the next day, make love to me that will leave me with butterflies in the stomach every time I think about it, encourage me to try harder and give me his support, have children with me, be a wonderful partner in crime and an awesome father to our children…
…then I think…
…I’m pretty sure that to find and/or bump into somebody like that I need to put some effort…at least make myself available and approachable. I’m not…it’s not intentional…it’s a personality trait. I can be very oblivious…too laid back…shy…introverted…not as aggressive as my “peers” (term used very loosely here), and sometimes cynical and lazy. Ok! I am screwed!
I follow up by thinking that in these 18 or so months, I’ve been on a few dates with a few men. But apparently, my “peers” (there is the loose term again), who are single, have dated significantly more men in these same 18 months than me (P > 0.05 significance!). It usually doesn’t spiral down from this thought, but depending on how crazy my hormones are pumping through my body, oh my! It goes something like this…
There must be something wrong with me? Do I scare guys? No…! I can’t possibly scare men…I’m so awesome! Pretty, intelligent, hot, goofy, relaxed…! Shit…maybe men are looking for the “quintessencial” woman with all their transient, annoyingly made up traits. I don’t know how to play the game. I don’t want to play the game! Does that mean I’m going to end up alone? I don’t want to…! Alright, I’m going to dress to impress, get all made up, say girlie things, I will not drink my hoppy IPAs, or Imperial Stouts…and then when I “get” the guy…I will act aloof, and carefully time my phone calls, etc…’cause we all know how all of this works…
Fuck all of this! I can’t do that! I am not that! Tough shit! I’m pretty sure somebody will laugh with me and enjoy my presence…if I exist…there must be somebody(s) who will resonate with my goofiness…sexy goofiness that is.
Even I fall prey to some self-doubts sometimes. The self-loathing that happens which is strictly related to not being in a (romantic) relationship right now. It’s just relative to that one transient reality. For instance, I will sometimes question my worth and qualities. “Am I pretty enough?” “Am I interesting?” “Is everybody else just better than me?” “I don’t want to be alone…” “Why didn’t that guy want to be with me?” “Did I do anything wrong” <this usually derails in me going over the same date minute-by-minute, deconstructing every single moment that can help me explain just what happened>…
I only allow these questions to monopolize my thoughts for a few minutes. I quickly realize just how happy I am with myself. I’m fun and funny! Hummm…I realize that I want to be with somebody for reasons that have nothing to do with me not enjoying being with myself only…in other words…fear of being alone. When it happens, I want to be with somebody who will add…not just fill an empty space. And unfortunately there’s plenty of filling the gaps around.
Even in the midst of all this self-confidence, self-assertion, objectivity, self-love, and some level of cockiness…I KNOW that having that cool/handsome (relative to my weird taste)/hot/intelligent/funny/stable/laid back/ass-kicking/honest/creative guy check in with me to see how I’m doing, holding my hand as we walk, fuck me out once in a while 🙂 , fix my that part of my car that has been making a strange noise for the longest time, who will kiss me on the forehead because he just knows, who will challenge my stubborn ways intelligently, who will “build” things together, etc, etc etc…
yes…having that guy…will make me feel more whole…more beautiful, more desired, more intelligent, more alive. There I said it! Why is that?
I reluctantly shared this because I truly do enjoy myself by myself. But it’s so much better when you’re lucky enough to find that still currently elusive guy.
This entry will serve as my unofficial list of what I want in a man. I will not settle for FILLING IN THE GAP. But please keep reminding me that I do want to find/bump into this guy.